why computers crash

hehe found this in my email

my sister sent it to me and said Dr. Seuss may have written it.. not sure, but it sounds like something he would write hehe have fun!

Why computers crash...

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

hehe and she also added this at the end of the mail:

"Send this to 20 people in the next 10 minutes and your next three wishes will be granted (but only after you sell your soul to the 3 Billy goats gruff who will then proxy your requests to the High Oracle of Granting Wishes to Anyone with Superfluous Hopes (HOGWASH)). If you don’t, you’ll not only be deemed a BAD BAD person, you’ll also be contributing to hunger in Somalia, the El Nino phenomenon and the extinction of leprechauns & pixies."

hahahha she's really funny!! miss her.. :/ and wish i had half her talent when it comes to writing and saying smart and witty and funny stuff..
if ever you find the need to feel intellectually inferior, go talk to her.. :) (which explains my low self confidence when it comes to voicing my opinions.. sigh.. see! see how you ruined me?!!)
heh just kidding..