After squashing a bug and while walking to the kitchen to wash my hands:

Me: Al, look! I squashed a cute little insect! (put my fingers and squashed bug in front of his face)
Ali: EEKKK!!!! (In a really high pitched voice)
Me: *laughs wickedly* AL!!! you're such a wimp!! Do you scream like that in camp when you see bugs?
Ali: Heh, nolah! (In a deep "manly" voice)

Hahahaha ok, it's not as funny when I type it out... Just use your imagination la ;)

Al's my brother, btw.